a yappy dog
September 10, 2009
Yappy dog: yap yap yap yap yap yap yap
Sleepwalker: Do you have a dog?
Yappy dog: yap yap yap yap yap yap yap
Sisyphus: No
Yappy dog: yap yap yap yap yap yap yap
Sleepwalker: Why not? Dogs are so cute. A dog makes your life complete.
Television: drone drone drone drone drone
Sleepwalker: What about TV? Do you like to watch TV?
Television: drone drone drone drone drone
Sisyphus: I can’t say I care for TV. Watching TV seems like a waste of time to me.
Baby: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
Sleepwalker: Then you need children. Life is meaningless if you don’t have kids.
Baby: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
Sisyphus: I’ve never wanted children.
Sleepwalker: I don’t get it. If you don’t have a dog, don’t watch TV, and don’t have children, then how do you kill time?
Sisyphus turns away and silently continues rolling his boulder up the hill.
August 24, 2010 at 4:54 pm
I agree. The only thing is you won’t be able to have assholes like me post to your blog so you can feel even more sorry for yourself.